Zombies Do NOT like the Summer!

THIS IS A RE-POST FROM AN EARLIER POST BUT I LOVED IT SO MUCH I WANTED TO SHARE IT AGAIN WITH NEW FOLLOWERS...

Like most people, when summer arrives my thoughts turn to zombies. Have you ever noticed that, when you go to the beach, you almost never see any zombies? I was pondering why that is and came up with five reasons. Here’s my countdown of the top five reasons zombies don’t go to the beach:

Five: To seagulls, zombies smell like food. It’s hard to look cool when you’re getting dive-bombed by birds trying to grab a tasty chunk of your flesh.

Four: Nobody ever challenges them to a game of beach volleyball.

Three: Too much competition from the sharks.

Two: Take a moment to imagine what a zombie would look like in a bathing suit. ’Nuff said.

One: No one has yet invented 1,200 SPF sunblock to prevent zombie sunburn.

What other reasons can you think of?

courtesy of:

http://darkcentralstation.com/?p=2018