Thursday, June 23, 2011

Zombies Do NOT like the Summer!

Like most people, when summer arrives my thoughts turn to zombies. Have you ever noticed that, when you go to the beach, you almost never see any zombies? I was pondering why that is and came up with five reasons. Here’s my countdown of the top five reasons zombies don’t go to the beach:
Five: To seagulls, zombies smell like food. It’s hard to look cool when you’re getting dive-bombed by birds trying to grab a tasty chunk of your flesh.
Four: Nobody ever challenges them to a game of beach volleyball.
Three: Too much competition from the sharks.
Two: Take a moment to imagine what a zombie would look like in a bathing suit. ’Nuff said.
One: No one has yet invented 1,200 SPF sunblock to prevent zombie sunburn.
What other reasons can you think of?

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  1. I like the idea of seagulls dive bombing the zombies to pick at their flesh! I can imagine that would be pretty annoying, LOL!

    Also, thanks for the kind comment on my blog. No Redemption For The Dead is on its way, and I will be glad to send you a copy as soon as it's ready to go! *HUGS*

  2. HA!! I LOVE this post!

    Check out my Zombie Craze 2011 I think you'll like it!


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